| Happy St. Patricks Day |
[Mar. 17th, 2004|12:48 pm] |
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| | music app listening list # 2 | ] |
Its good to be irish cause we have amazing jokes about ourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Irish Prayer
Murphy was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please Lord," he implored, "let it be blood!!"
Irish Shopping
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
"S' cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done,
"what was that all about?"
"Nothin', said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"
You've Been Out Drinking Again
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again.
So he decided to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.
When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"
Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, "What makes you say that?"
"The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again."
I've Lost Me Luggage
An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick. "No," replied the Irishman. "I've lost all me luggage!"
"How'd that happen?"
"The cork fell out!" said the Irishman.
Water to Wine
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
The Reunion
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why, of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," says the second.
Curious, the first asks: "Where in Ireland?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it, Me too! Let's have another round of drinks to Dublin."
Of course the second man can't help himself so he asks, "What school did you attend?"
"Saint Mary's", replies the first man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is becoming unbelievable!!!" They say in union.
About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's up?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replied the bartender.
"The O'Malley twins are drunk again!"
The Brothel
Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street.
They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad."
Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye, 'tis
a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation."
Then they saw a catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said,
"What a terrible pity... one of the girls must be quite ill."
Lost at Sea
Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.
This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick!
Now we're going to have to pee in the boat." |
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| HAPPY |
[Mar. 10th, 2004|03:46 pm] |
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| | music de nicole | ] |
VERY VERY HAPPY!!!!!
R U HAPPY JOSH???? |
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| I MISS HOME |
[Mar. 8th, 2004|09:40 pm] |
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| | from autumn to ashes-reflections | ] |
Have you ever gotten that feeling deep down inside of you that where you are right now just isn't making you happy??? Yea, well I have recently. I dont know why but like I really haven't been happy in a while, I just miss home so much, I feel like I dont really fit in here. I feel like ever happy emotion is so fake and so made up. The whole thing is now when I go home I dont even feel like I fit in there like I use to. I feel like i dont connect with anyone here or even anyone back home. I have that same empty feeling that I had last year where I just dont fit in and everything I can possibly do is wrong. I really dont wanna go back to where I was last year because that is not the safest place for me.
I have started to notice that me being an only child has kind of fucked me up. I seem to alienate myself a lot of the time when like everyone else is all together doing thing and then I also pull this like five year old shit with certain people. I have started to think that maybe some of the stuff that Amanda said to me is true and that people are really looking at me that way, like even the girls say stuff that goes along with what she said. I just wish I could go back to the way I was before, the stupid naive one who was perfect and never did anything wrong.
I dont know what is going on with me I dont understand it at all but hopefully I will soon!!!!!!!!! |
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| Hate Life |
[Feb. 25th, 2004|06:00 pm] |
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| | something corporate-heroine | ] |
All I want to do is just go home. For some reason I just feel so left out here. Like bre and cole are always hanging wit the boys and now jess has come into their circle but I just feel so not included and I know they always say that I am it just doesn't feel that way. Like Razz always says this shit bout Long Island girls being easy and rich and that so isn't true because I am none of those things and I keep saying that to him, he doesn't realize that it hurts and I have freaked out but he continues to say it. I dont know I feel like I dont fit in anymore like back home I had my group of friends and he like I dont know I just dont feel that includedness.
I am the most paranoid person ever because I feel like everyone some how hates me about something and that everything I do is wrong and it is the same feeling that I had last year which started all this depression thing. I dont wanna go back to that but I can't help thinking that everything I do or say is wrong. I have fucked up so many friendships its not even funny, like things between me and Matt is so screwed up and I dont even know what I did and me and Olive are just constantly fighting about something and it really upsets me.
Yea, ok me and Amanda are in a fight as usual but it isn't the same as it use to be. We use to fight and then everything was fine. I miss her so much, like hello I have known her forever and she is my best friend. I wish I had her back because she knows everything about me and I just want her bac so much because I really do miss her so much. Like no one has any idea. But she doesn't want to be mine and the only thing I can do is wait for her but I dont know how long I can wait because I really do need her so much. We had so many amazing times, like all the trips she went on with my family. OMG florida was the most amazing thing in the world, we had so much fun and we became so close. Then there was prom and I dont know, I have that picture of the two of us still on my desk and I just look at it and I just miss her so much and I realize how much I did fuck up. I have looked in my yearbook so many times and read what she wrote and I just cry. Losing her as a friend is by far the worst thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life, she is like my other half. I just wish she could know that but she wont because she doesn't read this and she wont talk to me ever.
I just wanna be home so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Fucked Up |
[Feb. 11th, 2004|11:49 am] |
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| | thursday- a hole in the world | ] |
So my day started off pretty good, I got up this morning went for a swim cause I need to work out. But after swimming I proceeded to puke (fun). Then I came back went to sleep cause I didn't feel to good, then took a shower, then got in a fight with Matt and that was only by 11:30, so I still have more time for things to go wrong.
So as everyone probably knows me and my use to be best friend are fighting, somethin new in our friendship. Well I wanted to make things better but she said some shit that changed my mind. Like we have been friends for so long and shit has happened between us but I dont understand why we can't work it out this time. I want to like hello she has been one of my best friends since like forever. We know everything about each other, sometimes that is good and sometimes it's not.
Now me and Matt who were doing better are fighting again. This time I dont even know why exactly, supposivly people are saying shit to him , I dont know. I am so freakin confused, like wow! Like he says I am liein about everything but I want to know where he is getting his information from because my friends dont know everything about my life. Like I want to be friends with him but I dont know if is worth it because we fight more then anything and all my girls say that it isn't worth it but I dont know if I am ready to give up on it.
And Matt and Amanda think I like Matt but I dont I haven't for a while now, not since break. I like his friend Matt.
Then there is Matt D., the marine who is in Japan. I dont know he is all I think about. I am just scared that Olive will say something to Matt and fuck that up because Olive thinks all this shit. I dont know.
Valentines Day is this weekend, O FUN!!!! I dont know I think I am just gonna stay in for the weekend and try to figure some shit out cause that is what I really need right now, and a massage cause my shoulders hurt from swimming. |
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| FUN FUN |
[Jan. 31st, 2004|06:42 pm] |
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| | john mayer-bigger than my body | ] |
Well, the night was quite a lot of fun. Bre, Matty, Razz, Mallory, Bethany, Casey, and me all went to Dave's house, who is amazingly hot, but anyway. We all chilled there for a while and talked to some interesting people.
We then went back to the boys and chilled on the second floor which was strange but so much fun. Bre and I decided to go and visit Mike on the third floor in his fort and totally forgetting that Amanda was still at Matts we went up. Well the second Mike saw us he said that shit was gonna go down and Matt comes out so me and Bre jump in the fort and hide under a blanket. Well of corse then Amanda comes out and says something and I freak and Bre has to hold me down. Well Bre had to go explain why we were there while I chilled in the fort with a bunch of boys. Then the boys from downstairs came and go us and we down there for a while then came back here.
So all in all it was quite an eventfull night. I love ya Bre we had a lot of fun and there is more fun to come.
I love my girls so much cause they have been so supportive through this whole week while Amanda was here and are pretty kool with my venting, LOVE YOU GIRLS!!!!!
Miss My Marine <3 |
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| Crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
[Jan. 24th, 2004|11:44 am] |
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| | The Music of Nicole | ] |
There is no way I could actually explain last night simply because everyone was a drunken mess. We all desided to go out but first we pregamed, well everyone was pretty drunk after that and we actually really didn't need to go out at all, but we did anyway. We caught the drunk bus which helped since it is so fucking cold up here. Well at the party my poor Rach got sick and me and Razz stayed with her and walked her back to the dorm. The Cole and Bre and the boys all came back so Razz came over here where he split a can of beer under Cole's desk but not only did he do that he also spilt jungle juice on her jacket at the party. Then Rach got to sleep and after Cole strippin she got into bed. I went and chilled with my girl Bre Bre, Foot, Razz, and Nate (Foot's friend). So Razz who was good all night we have learned can't hold his liquor all that well, but o well. The boys left and everyone went to sleep.
But yet while at the party I missed the most important IM of my entire life from my baby in Japan. I was so upset because I miss him so much. Baby, if you ever read this I MISS YOU!!!!!!!
Of corse this morning we were all awaken by the talking of Rach and we all did a group breakfast which was cute and fun.
Well I am so happy to be back here because I have missed my girls so much and it hasn't been the same without them. Like don't get me wrong I loved being home this break, for the most part. I miss my Hash and all the rest of his friends cause I had so much fun, and of corse I miss Jess, Tina, Sarah, and Rach and her friends. But it has been so great to come back here. Yeah shit went down right before I came back with Amanda and Matt but you know what I have to me the mature one and let them do what they want. And you know from the last entry bout my boy in Japan so we dont need to go through that. The bus ride back here was fun with Matt cause we got to talk, it was kool. It was so great when Cole got back and we gave each other this big hug, I missed her so much, she is like my best friend now. But just having my girls back has been amazing cause it was so hard being so far away from them.
Well hopefully we will have more CRAZY events that happen this semester cause we seem to be off to a bang (lol). |
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